Wrapped in a British flag, the queen of the music world and mommy game, Adele, paraded around her concert stage last week and chatted with her crowd about Mariah Carey, wearing her own merchandise with her face on it, and — in response to a fan’s comment — breastfeeding. Her reply, as you could imagine, was given fast, contained tons of profanity, and was paired with her usual, effortless humor.
“Breastfeeding mummies? You know what, the pressure on us is f*cking ridiculous, and if you’re one of those people who puts the pressure on you can go f*ck yourselves. Because it’s hard, some of us can’t do it. I managed about nine weeks, and now my boobs . . . I mean, I’d trip over them but I’ve got a very good push-up bra.
Breastfeed if you can, but don’t worry, cow’s milk is just as good. . . . All I wanted was to breastfeed my kid, and now I feel like, if I was in the jungle back in the day my kid would be dead because all my milk’s gone. It’s not funny!”
Watch the video to hear her hilarious little quips, and try not to be too upset that you weren’t actually there to witness this amazing rant firsthand.